Review Smitty's - Port Alberni

I'm not sure how a server can confuse herself on a drink order such as 3 glasses of water, and one cup of coffee. The three who wanted water had to hold our arms up like children. The coffee was horrible, and was served in a cup that nobody realized was caked in chunks of crud inside. The silverware also, needed a rewash(if they even wash dishes?!). One of our party waited for his food while the rest of us were served. He could see his order, getting cold, on the landing. We were seated right by the doors to the kitchen(his meal was complimentary AFTER he entered the kitchen threshold to ask kitchen staff if someone was going to bring it to our table) These are only some of the issues that caught my attention at this 'restaurant'. I wasn't the only one at our table that had complaints either. I had avoided this restaurant for years because of similar issues, and on a whim thought "it can't be as bad as I remember?!" Yes. Yes it can. 0/5 - will never go back

I do not relish posting negative reviews, but try another restaurant for breakfast. The food here was not delicious, I ate only 1/3 of what I was served.

I don't normally like to write negative reviews, as it seems like a first world problem and there is enough negativity out there these days. However...this was the worst 'food' experience in memorable history. Nice, polite service. Our table was clean. Food was AWFUL. As in inedible. Steak and eggs. Eggs were pale yellow, half cooked and served in a side bowl sitting in water. 'Steak'was tiny, overcooked on the outside and blue rare inside. If I had to guess what part of the cow it came from, I might guess...the hoof ? Even the toast was inedible. Dry and took one bite. Tasted like old stale bread. Save your money, eat elsewhere. Sorry!

Service was great let us in 30 minutes before opening and still accommodated us with fresh brewed coffee and a great eggs Benedict. When other book accommodations fell through and need a place to regroup and work on solutions. Thanks

Everything else in Port Alberni seemed close but Smitty's was open. We had a burger and the wife had a pierogi dinner. Both were great and the service was fantastic.

Delicious hamburger and perfect French fries

Great food. Just the service is a little dull, went for the first time a few days ago and my orange juice was watered down took 15 minutes for a replacement drink after I had to remind my server when I seen her talking to her co workers at the till and on their phones. So needless to say I didn't give a tip. Hope next visit will be better

Always a good experience here, we love going down for breakfast or lunch :)