Currently, my life has been in absolute shambles...
I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer and only have a few precious months before I pass. If that's not bad enough non of my kids are returning any of my calls. So I decided to order a pizza for myself and think about how my life became this way. As soon as I took that first bite I felt a jolt of energy run through my body. BY GOD! This was one of the best things I've ever tasted! I immediately called my doctor and he informed me that my cancer had been cured. Furthermore, my wife decided to not go ahead with the divorce, FANTASTIC!
Thank you Pizza Hut!
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